(The scene opens with Boley. Boley sighs. Marko enters the scene.)
Marko: Hey, Boley! What's wrong?
Boley: Oh, it's Uncle Fred. He's stuck in bed.
Marko: Uncle Fred? Why is he stuck in bed?
Boley: It's his head.
Marko: What's wrong with his head?
Boley: It's covered with bread.
Marko: Uncle Fred's head is covered with bread?
Boley: That's what I said.
Marko: How dreadful!
Boley: He sent me a message. so I sped over there, but I misread. I thought he said Ned was covered with thread, but it was Fred covered with bread.
Marko: So, why can't you just move the bread?
Boley: It got wet somehow, so it's as heavy as lead.
Marko: Wet bread? That would stop me dead!
Boley: And this is the worst day to be stuck in bed, because his best friend Ted is about to be wed.
Marko: What's the name of the woman he's marrying?
Marko: Oh. Well, what about using a shovel?
Boley: A shovel?
Marko: Yeah. I'm sure you could find one out in his shed.
Boley: Oh, I tried that. I called for his dog Red.
Marko: Red? The one with spots on her head?
Boley: Yeah, the purebred. She led me to the shed, but it was a place I couldn't possibly tread. The door was jammed on his sled. Plus, the overhead light was out and my flashlight was dead.
Marko: Too bad you didn't have my night vision goggles. They're inferred! Well, has he tried eating his way out of the bread?
Boley: Eating it?
Marko: Well, I mean, bread is edible.
Boley: Hmm. That's not a bad idea, but, how would he eat all that bread?
Marko: Well, get a little cheese spread.
Boley: Oh! We could also try ripping the bread to shreds!
Marko: Yeah! Hey, if you help him out of this, you're gonna get some major cred!
Boley: You're right! Okay, I'm gonna tell Uncle Fred and get him out of that bed!
Marko: Um, Boley? Just one question.
Marko: Where on Earth did all that bread come from? How did it end up on his head?
Boley: Some things are best left unsaid.
(Marko looks at the camera.)